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The blue nile and the white nile come together

Tapas by the street.

To confirm what everyone already knew. He continues to consume it undeterred while discussing colon water.

Chris Gayle is not that.

All wearing their rotter’s kit

Service is not forthcoming

In a bad way.

Worthy of a blog post.

Always defend your goal.

Much like Trident, a powerful deterrent

Only adds weight to my aspersions

You just don’t expect that towels don’t fit.

Follow4follow

The ultimate status symbol

The prospect of virality excites me to a great extent.

Leporine grazing has improved the constitution of one member of this ill-fated bunch

Twitter

The reflection of ones views

Nevertheless no speckles were found

Has it been seen? Better than wanking

Identities can be stolen. Pouring drinks on heads is conducive to dismissal.

I’ve mastered it now.

Carrot juice debrief

Recovery swim, dress code?

Football with locals

7, 8, 6 roughly equals 5, 7, 5

Old money. Refugees welcome.

Things happened that are below us. However less of a supplies, kebab is happening.

Preemptive defensive strikes work. #fucktheUN

La mejor bebida de la Inglaterra

An interesting theory…

Somos euros. No querremos el brexit.

Das kapital esta aquí. La ciudad del marxismo.

A pesar de la fila

Quick progress = dead inside #dread

I’m thinking #brexit #theresamay #analprobing

It’s all a part of the intellectual life. A part of the romance.

Bring it on

Wanna boogie. Down by the Prado.

But better than Madrid?

Para mi corazón basta tu pecho,

para tu libertad bastan mis alas.

Desde mi boca llegará hasta el cielo

lo que estaba dormido sobre tu alma.

Es en ti la ilusión de cada día.

Llegas como el rocío a las corolas.

Socavas el horizonte con tu ausencia.

Eternamente en fuga como la ola.

He dicho que cantabas en el viento

como los pinos y como los mástiles.

Como ellos eres alta y taciturna.

Y entristeces de pronto, como un viaje.

Acogedora como un viejo camino.

Te pueblan ecos y voces nostálgicas.

Yo desperté y a veces emigran y huyen

pájaros que dormían en tu alma.

We miss you. Te querremos. HdP

No I disagree. What’s that? Alio olio. Love it. Exactly.

Te quiero.

No. Pero hay alió olió

Pero nosotros son de Inglaterra

People doubt. But we rise above.

Transport of the future

Cc: Sadiq Khan

Let’s have a little civilisation.

GCSEs are a concern for them. And that’s not right.

Veritable transport hub

A little known Scandinavian enclave in the heart of España

Keys forgotten. Apartment now inaccessible. Bugger. God it’s mild.

Is an unacceptable form of diplomacy

يلا

Tapas is awaiting

Some flips and some flops have been rejected in favour of desert boots. Sauce will be avoided.

Suede can stain. This is a concern

Sheets are added. Boats have been sunk and trainers will not be allowed. 🎩

Don’t forget the keys, or you’ll be locked out.

The sangria is put carefully in the fridge. Agua del grifo

This is the subject of some debate

Arguments have arisen

Don’t add to things

An animalesque scene. Saturn devours his sons, but Jupiter survives. Jupiter challenges him for the high seat, the Throne

تساهمي يومين

Kapital. See you soon