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  • £2.50 for a strip meal

    This numbers do not make sense

    17@17201820182018__**MarMar
  • Vesuvius is beneath us

    The world tearing apart

    12@12201820182018__**MarMar
  • A bleeding nipple

    The chafing season has begun.

    12@12201820182018__**MarMar
  • Deep self-awareness

    Can be hindered by the best-intentioned friends.

    11@11201820182018__**MarMar
  • Inspiration was forthcoming

    Oddly all in العربية

    11@11201820182018__**MarMar
  • I am the captain now

    Self-assertion

    10@10201820182018__**MarMar
  • Then let’s get sauwced

    Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay….

    10@10201820182018__**MarMar
  • iSmash.

    I certainly will mate. #BiH

    10@10201820182018__**MarMar
  • Writers block

    Do you treat the symptoms or the cause?

    09@09201820182018__**MarMar
  • LinkedIn

    I’m not sure what the purpose is, yet I’m getting into it. 👔

    04@04201820182018__**MarMar
  • Mind over matter

    The ballots are being counted.

    04@04201820182018__**MarMar
  • The bridge of Khazad Dum

    Has got NOTHING on Waterloo Bridge.

    02@02201820182018__**MarMar
  • Karaoke

    An affront on the immune system to be avoided at all (substantial) costs

    02@02201820182018__**MarMar
  • God it’s mild.

    This weather needs to be commented on

    28@28201820182018__**FebFeb
  • If it’s carbon

    It ain’t a five a day.

    28@28201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Peak productive output

    Does not occur on a Monday.

    27@27201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Flefle was consumed

    Illeegli

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Dinglers or childbirth

    Needs to be measured.

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • The author is alive and well

    Cuff me.

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • #ABH

    A conversational fatberg

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Who to pick for the axis of the table

    #ABH

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Cheese and ham omelette

    And its stabilising effects

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Orthographical proximity to Mordor

    Not a good sign.

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Plot twist

    The king under the mountain is Frodo

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Falling asleep on pubbers

    With the result that one misses ones stop

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Morden

    One isn’t impressed with this southern destination. Bombers is recommended.

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Port lympne

    Not pronounced as one may expect

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Blood from the nose

    Misleading and untimely

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Southers

    An effort to go to

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Bro?

    Broseph stalin

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Art

    Entered it mate

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • CCTV

    Staring justice in the face

    25@25201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Some sanser from nowhere

    Doesn’t wash his hands

    24@24201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Shrispy fattoush

    As much as fits behind the ears 👂🏻

    24@24201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Janus-faced

    Whelmed in both directions

    24@24201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Copyright infringement

    The Economist has adopted House Style™️

    24@24201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Highgate

    Hip AF

    24@24201820182018__**FebFeb
  • That little kick

    Just right

    24@24201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Bloody Mary

    She bloody loves it

    24@24201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Circumcision in Reykjavik

    A thing of the past. 😤

    24@24201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Stendhal’s syndrome

    He should have swung by Finny P

    23@23201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Alpine vs taddy

    The great debate

    23@23201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Black Velvet

    Brexit Plus. Tremendous with Seafood.

    20@20201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Half a dozen oysters

    But one was volunteered

    20@20201820182018__**FebFeb
  • I am looking forward to Saturday’s blog output

    Like a mad.

    20@20201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Seismicity

    Felt

    17@17201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Peer pressure

    The peer is a misnomer

    17@17201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Sat next to Malala on a crew date

    It was weak

    17@17201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Let’s be serious

    When shit is long haul

    17@17201820182018__**FebFeb
  • You can tell he went to Winchester

    17@17201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Chat

    As far as the eye can see

    17@17201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Stripes

    Self hating fever sufferers

    17@17201820182018__**FebFeb
  • The worst trade deal. Maybe ever.

    17@17201820182018__**FebFeb
  • What is going on in slough?

    A lot of people know the answer

    17@17201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Too much empathy

    A real thorn 🥀

    15@15201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Solo Vazzers

    Worse things have happened

    14@14201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Humanitarian fundraisers

    Awks when you’re a bellend

    13@13201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Academic snobbery

    A little valued pursuit. Though I’m a ponse.

    13@13201820182018__**FebFeb
  • When the sausages are too drunk

    Anything goes

    13@13201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Schnäppers

    Very cheeky indeed. Sausages can’t handle.

    13@13201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Fonders mate

    Chs is it 🧀

    13@13201820182018__**FebFeb
  • We must be approaching the big 409

    More Moby than Hemmers

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Rachers brunchers

    Clashwahri naan?

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Wilers

    White boujers, would have loved the sailers

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Leather pipers

    Standing out like a posh 👍🏼

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Monetising the garbage

    That is the key #mifta7

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Spilling garbage

    Still worthwhile?

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Chequers

    PM needs points

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Still tighters

    Guarders might not checkers

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • 👀 To the cappers for guidance

    None was found

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Croppers

    That’s just rude

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Dangers

    He is patrolling

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • The eye of the storm

    Short lived and underwhelming

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • 5 extra carriages

    I’m not moving, I’m well estabbers.

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Evacuation

    This is good

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Glisters

    I hope our little game isn’t causing you to perspires

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • 45 degrees

    Leaving acute. Bloody exciting.

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Wilers

    Immediately evident

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Southampters supporters (points)

    Gnarlers.

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Despite the location

    These are not my people

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • A young man and the sea

    Lifestyle decisions are being made

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Boat hug?

    Oh come on cudders would be so much better

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Muzzer

    National Bloody Hero

    11@11201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Sneaky hedgers

    If you’re able to apply, I’m not interested

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Prime rotter

    Wwhhat a bore

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Clobhouse

    We miss the squalor

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Iryna

    Like Achilles, your name will not be forgotten.

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Iryna

    Autocorrects to Iran’s 🇮🇷

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Iryna

    He’s back. Prepare yoself

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Iryna

    You make me sad. Sad.

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • It just goes to show

    We are objectively more witty

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Iryna

    Poems will be penned in your name

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Doubting our credentials

    Legally valid. But come on.

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Iryna

    Shafted us

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Sweet whites

    Famously match with chicken and MUSHROOM

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Whenever there’s time to kill

    Postwahri

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Female zips

    There seems to be a deluge

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Extra cold

    No apparent difference

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Classic wilson

    He’s so entitled

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Bro it’s pretty meaty

    I’m gonna give it another spray when I get back

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Those ears

    Not even cauliflower, that’s just inbred

    10@10201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Have you seen McManus

    It gets rubbish after episode 4

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • He flew too close to the sun

    Give me points

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • A classic STPers

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Intellectual masochism

    She’s hot on her theory

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • These

    Are my people

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • It’s like we’re in the clobhouse again

    But we’re on a train

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • The Judge

    Who is (s)he?

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • There’s something about Mary

    What’s that hair stuck up with?

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Man in the middle

    Parkeen jizz hair

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Level up

    Those zombies don’t stand a chance

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • If you see something that doesn’t look right

    See it. Say it. Sort it.

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Everyone on the trains gone quiet.

    They must be reading the blog.

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Noise cancelling headphones

    Bet he’s glad he bought those

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Profound

    A word some struggle with

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Unadvertised

    And therefore unacceptable

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Frenchies

    Smaller than the Belgians

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Strawberries

    That’s a recipe for a hearters

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • If you’re this boring

    You really shouldn’t give a 2hr talk

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Jesus, in high viz,

    Crosses Waterloo Bridge

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Here’s Caruthers jr.

    He’s been doing fine work in Outer Mongolia.

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Those loins must be cold

    They’ve had a good airing

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • African land snails

    The most charismatic of all God’s creatures.

    09@09201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Post- or neo-colonialism?

    Does the one preclude the other?

    08@08201820182018__**FebFeb
  • High table

    Some serious synergy goes on behind the scenes

    06@06201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Excellent tuition

    And yet the worst library one has ever visited.

    05@05201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Taddys vs. Development Aid

    DfID get your strategy right.

    04@04201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Pint or secret

    It gets good when one is physically limited

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • General Glubb’s arrest

    The final straw.

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Flashing lights in Clapham Common

    Apparently someone was hit by a 50m roquet. It led to death.

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Ed roe

    Bloody loves banking chat

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • If I make it will people come?

    I will not eat your KETsu curry

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • I don’t know how we won world war 2

    So many people died

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • You can’t build an infinity pool everywhere

    So what do you do

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Where are the manoushe?

    The question of our times

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Pubs with hurling

    Yes please

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • All the way

    No ketchup and hot

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Double decker any day

    Single decker sometimes

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Black mirror

    This cannot end well

    03@03201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Manoushe

    Eminently exportable, and yet entirely lacking. Why is this?

    02@02201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Levantine remains

    Imminent.

    01@01201820182018__**FebFeb
  • Any last words?

    “Fejel”

    01@01201820182018__**FebFeb
  • “It has a literary quality.” “Very readable.”

    My ears are still ringing with this high praise

    31@31201820182018__**JanJan
  • Every time I set foot in the Clubhouse

    Immediate erection.

    30@30201820182018__**JanJan
  • It has artistic merit

    I read it with interest

    30@30201820182018__**JanJan
  • It gives and it takes away

    Shakespeare mate

    30@30201820182018__**JanJan
  • All I know is

    It’s definitely bordeaux

    30@30201820182018__**JanJan
  • Groupthink.

    Successfully avoided by JFK

    30@30201820182018__**JanJan
  • https://youtu.be/Uf2mBVcYS10

    You can thank me later

    28@28201820182018__**JanJan
  • The 4%

    Bloody loves the sauce

    28@28201820182018__**JanJan
  • As expected, house style has caught on

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    26@26201820182018__**JanJan
  • As expected, house style has caught on

    26@26201820182018__**JanJan
  • Chung

    In my view, a genuine threat

    25@25201820182018__**JanJan
  • Zac efron

    An under-utilised asset

    23@23201820182018__**JanJan
  • Housewarming’s

    Best done before furniture?

    20@20201820182018__**JanJan
  • Whilst this is sick

    It would be sicker without scaffolding

    19@19201820182018__**JanJan
  • Sharks are so misunderstood

    I did conservation for sharks

    19@19201820182018__**JanJan
  • #PDHK

    19@19201820182018__**JanJan
  • Worst day ever #stabbed

    Not quite. There were downs, but there were ups.

    19@19201820182018__**JanJan
  • 🚴🏼‍♂️💣🤕

    Not much fun.

    18@18201820182018__**JanJan
  • >40C

    Certainly not conducive

    18@18201820182018__**JanJan
  • Dink, say goodbye to Felix.

    Man talk.

    15@15201820182018__**JanJan
  • Even in the advanced game I didn’t see one

    And that was pretty advanced.

    14@14201820182018__**JanJan
  • Save him his GCSEs

    That’s not right

    14@14201820182018__**JanJan
  • Frankenstein’s monster has been shot.

    But only once.

    14@14201820182018__**JanJan
  • I only need one bullet

    Write that down

    14@14201820182018__**JanJan
  • Quick mafs.

    Not taught at Oxford, a second rate institution.

    14@14201820182018__**JanJan
  • The Viceroy of Burma needs an accountant.

    And I have a suitable candidate.

    14@14201820182018__**JanJan
  • An imperfect seal

    High potential for a disaster.

    14@14201820182018__**JanJan
  • Salting

    Rotation reduces the airflow noise. Just like curling 🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌

    14@14201820182018__**JanJan
  • Haram be

    Taken too soon

    14@14201820182018__**JanJan
  • No comments.

    This is very, very disappointing.

    14@14201820182018__**JanJan
  • I’m glad Max is coming

    I think it will encourage you to pee outside

    14@14201820182018__**JanJan
  • Waiting 30 minutes

    We working men just don’t have time for it.

    13@13201820182018__**JanJan
  • The bean patty.

    That’s not to say I’d have it again.

    12@12201820182018__**JanJan
  • Twitter storms

    The dry season is over.

    11@11201820182018__**JanJan
  • How to quantify beauty

    🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫

    10@10201820182018__**JanJan
  • Guess who ?

    Blam.

    07@07201820182018__**JanJan
  • 1 months in

    Shout out to the fans. Thanks for keeping us going, we’re doing it all for you. Xoxo

    07@07201820182018__**JanJan
  • Not everything is a medical condition

    06@06201820182018__**JanJan
  • Open to interpretation

    Just like a Rothko

    06@06201820182018__**JanJan
  • The descent of man

    Turner prize winning installation piece coming to the Tate modern soon. Death of the author 👐🏻

    06@06201820182018__**JanJan
  • Still no word on the legless bear.

    Too mature to react? Sad.

    06@06201820182018__**JanJan
  • 50% off

    You’re gonna regret that mate.

    06@06201820182018__**JanJan
  • Ergophobia

    More than just an allergy

    06@06201820182018__**JanJan
  • The least romantic burger joint I’ve ever been to

    Byron-y

    03@03201820182018__**JanJan
  • Caytlin Jenner

    The hero of John Turner

    02@02201820182018__**JanJan
  • More your speed

    02@02201820182018__**JanJan
  • Stormzy 2018

    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • New year, new sponnge

    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • Hrithik Roshan

    Worthy of his own cushion.

    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • 2018

    • Constant revolution.
    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • Traj-maels

    Charlotte is also a member

    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • Slutty bush

    When you know you know

    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • The boys.

    Outdated, yet integral.

    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • GMT +1

    Brexit desensitises one.

    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • Austrians and Australians.

    Beautiful fusion.

    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • Challenge yourselves :

    1. New Years Revolution

    2. New Years skill

    3. New Years luxury

    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • Old shit

    Can be fabricated. #backstory

    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • Life

    01@01201820182018__**JanJan
  • Kanye

    What have you done to Kanye?!?!?

    31@31201720172017__**DecDec
  • Leeds

    Not the home of Leeds castle?

    31@31201720172017__**DecDec
  • Huddersfield

    < Leeds

    31@31201720172017__**DecDec
  • Glitter

    31@31201720172017__**DecDec
  • Two pieces of bread expressing the sentiment of love

    A pawn is also there

    30@30201720172017__**DecDec
  • Chess, science and sex

    The three noblest pursuits.

    30@30201720172017__**DecDec
  • 8 + 16

    We’re in the atmosphere.

    29@29201720172017__**DecDec
  • 🇺🇸

    Ba duda, ba duda, ba duda, badu

    Ba duda, badu, ba duda, badu

    Ba duda, badu, ba duda

    28@28201720172017__**DecDec
  • Kantaro

    Cantaloupes are lyfe.

    28@28201720172017__**DecDec
  • Donna

    A name one can’t make up ones mind about.

    27@27201720172017__**DecDec
  • Mmmmm

    Look at that truckle.

    27@27201720172017__**DecDec
  • Everyone remembers the roads

    But everyone forgets the knights #silentlyandveryfast

    26@26201720172017__**DecDec
  • From strength to strength

    The defining literary work of our times.

    26@26201720172017__**DecDec
  • Frozen salad leaves

    You’ve got to be the weather man to know.

    26@26201720172017__**DecDec
  • Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence

    What is going on there.

    26@26201720172017__**DecDec
  • My journey

    Started from the state of unwrapped presents now we here.

    26@26201720172017__**DecDec
  • You won’t have heard of it

    Fat white guys are the centre of fresh grime. SAD.

    24@24201720172017__**DecDec
  • Ones second cameo

    Usually better

    23@23201720172017__**DecDec
  • In a club

    Target audience?

    Identity redacted.

    23@23201720172017__**DecDec
  • Clark woodcock

    I know his brother. Great guy!

    23@23201720172017__**DecDec
  • Brainls

    The true pursuit of culture

    22@22201720172017__**DecDec
  • Alfio

    You’ve got to feel for him

    22@22201720172017__**DecDec
  • The Glutester

    Alive and shitting. 💩

    22@22201720172017__**DecDec
  • The Gloopster Legacy

    Alive. Gloop. Share the gloop for Xmas.

    22@22201720172017__**DecDec
  • Finn mate.

    That casino is gbaf.

    22@22201720172017__**DecDec
  • Star Wars second viewing

    One leaves with the bitter aftertaste of disappointment.

    22@22201720172017__**DecDec
  • Landmark

    22@22201720172017__**DecDec
  • Alcohol

    Lacking from ones diet for a crucially long period. Stress is the result

    22@22201720172017__**DecDec
  • Old shit

    Always keep it in bundles

    22@22201720172017__**DecDec
  • Bloody strong name

    You love to see it

    21@21201720172017__**DecDec
  • Hugo

    Discuss

    21@21201720172017__**DecDec
  • Cav-Pag

    Keen

    21@21201720172017__**DecDec
  • Stein

    Not an SI unit for a reason

    21@21201720172017__**DecDec
  • Cheers mate

    Bye mate

    21@21201720172017__**DecDec
  • Shit

    Keys forgotten. Apartment now inaccessible. Bugger. God it’s mild

    20@20201720172017__**DecDec
  • Smoke trees

    London certainly more brainly…

    20@20201720172017__**DecDec
  • Not in the EPC

    Cambodia is more European.

    19@19201720172017__**DecDec
  • Too much dill

    A Scandinavian approach to seasoning. Highly European.

    19@19201720172017__**DecDec
  • Culturally European

    Geopolitically very much Eurasian.

    19@19201720172017__**DecDec
  • Chickan

    Certainly below average but more than enough

    19@19201720172017__**DecDec
  • Dry eyes, stale air.

    Airports. What a rotter. Ben ten would not stand for this.

    18@18201720172017__**DecDec
  • Goose fat.

    The only suitable vehicle for the potatoes’ odyssey through the furnace #nocholesterol

    16@16201720172017__**DecDec
  • The Ggloop strikes back

    16@16201720172017__**DecDec
  • Urisdae sine cruribus

    A rare creature native to central Iberia. Only seen in winter months.

    15@15201720172017__**DecDec
  • “What I like to do: …”

    Big night out

    Film in bed.

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • Force mind bridge with Daisy Ridley

    Sign me up.

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • Chilangos gluten density

    Quickly becoming apparent.

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • #tookeen

    A scathing criticism. Tongue far removed from the cheek.

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • Madrid

    Significantly less prevalent. Ina good way.

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • I’ve turned a page

    I’m a positive man. And there’s a brainly gentleman just there…

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • So much better in 4d

    Significantly kissed. Very disappointing.

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • Significant size difference

    Make sure you post them all after this

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • Some defensive, preemptive strike

    #fucktheUN

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • It’s a gift and a curse

    Corbo = big boy

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • Yin and yang

    Brainly and brainless are interacting

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • At least no one dressed up as a Jedi

    Distinctly not in the spirit

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • Baseball cap = brainls

    Death of the author m8 #ironicedit #muchpleasinprotestfromtheleft

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • I think we should be quiet. No one here is speaking.

    Probably because they’re reading our blog

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • It’s just not lightspeed.

    The hyperdrive must be broken.

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • I know what you’re going to say.

    He’s getting a 4 Star Warting

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • Uber’s vanishing left right and centre

    Evaporating into thin air

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • Black hole of Uber

    Black hole to my darkest fantasies

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • 3am the Uber nightmare

    I might turn to the darkside

    14@14201720172017__**DecDec
  • You make a good point

    He’s not looking at all cold

    13@13201720172017__**DecDec
  • I’ll go get him

    This is how horror movies start

    13@13201720172017__**DecDec
  • That costume

    I appreciate it. Enormously.

    13@13201720172017__**DecDec
  • The hype is building

    A tidal wave of emotion.

    12@12201720172017__**DecDec
  • Halley’s comet

    It shines bright but briefly. We are each blessed to have seen its light.

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • The beast of Bodmin

    Does he have a Truro telephone number?

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Some water got in the mechanism.

    So we’re being forced to change planes.

    Garbagewahri Ryanair

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Hangover horn has been substituted

    For a major case of hangover blues

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Burger King

    And your father’s mother’s father.

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • I love queuing

    Especially with a raging hangover. Please board the plane more slowly

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • The back of the plane

    Where all the cool kids sit

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • As Mark Twain famously said

    Madrid airport is a good walk spoiled

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • A long wait for a ghastly airline

    What a rotter.

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Iberian remains

    The ferocity will be with me until the day I drop

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Something creeps up on me

    And it’s more than just a puss.

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Further fistwahri

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Fistwahri naan

    To the tune of €10.50

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Two 5 min waits with piercing soundtrack

    Levels of efficiency: saggy.

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Pre-10am Levels of brainliness

    High.

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • A brainly farewell

    To brighten a Monday morning

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Truffles

    Gouda. Soy sauce. Always welcome

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Chinese. Gin. Woman.

    Find the connection. Seek the solution. Appease the anger.

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Infiltrate the dealer

    Find the supplier.

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Sayin’ you’re the king of this and the king of that

    You’re the king of dog shite

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Fucking autocorrect

    Sink the apple conglomerate.

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Schmidt fucked the captains daughter

    Schmidt fucked the captains daughter

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Got a third. Probably a quah.

    From a quah

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Emergency alcohol

    Delivery possible?

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Fish tacos

    Particularly pungent

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • The best handjobs come from behind.

    And are Non gender specific.

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • The famed peshwari naan

    A visually confusing beast.

    11@11201720172017__**DecDec
  • Confusion arises

    As a result of the profile picture.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Lies

    Pole vault and nutmeg. Neither were achieved.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • The future is forthcoming: it is now here.

    I am pussed.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Netanwahri naan

    A much disliked naan variety.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Short lived postwahris

    As we’re socially acceptable.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Irish pubs

    Quite depressing. Cultural vacuums

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • High viz vests

    Conductive to elevated conversations.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • James Joyce

    Ya junkies bastard

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Best tacos of ones life. James Joyce.

    A very famous Irish boxer.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Some members gone.

    But others have arrived.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Aiming for the big 200

    Let’s go

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Let’s avoid fundamental deadness

    House style?

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Robert Harris

    High quality historical fiction

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Cecil the Younger

    Bloody loved a purge

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Jet streams

    Simply unacceptable.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • HIT FM

    El mujer. Primero estacion❤️

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Seshwari

    Carried unanimously. It commences.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Women of a certain age

    Well heeled. Leather skin. Fur coats.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Gloop

    Gloop gloop gloop Gloopster diaries gloop gloop Gloopster diaries Gloopster diaries gloop Gloopster diaries Gloopster diaries Gloopster diaries Gloopster diaries Gloopster diaries gloop Gloopster diaries gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • The Brutalist Movement

    Fine examples found everywhere. Very underrated

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Quite Brutalist

    Just like St Paul’s Cathedral.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • 🥘

    No chorizo. God it’s mild.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Free movement of ham

    One of the EU’s fundamental liberties.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • The prospect of further wahri has been aired

    And met with a positivity that is not natural in an age like this.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Sweet release

    Metro journeys can be long.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Reina Sofia?

    Completed it mate.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • That hungover horn

    Is hitting hard.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Madam Brainly

    Still in attendance.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • I pink different.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Brainliness uncertain

    But GCSEs are no concern. Double monkstraps.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Éh Limon

    House style?

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Moorish skiing

    Granada

    Sierra Nevada

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Somos narcos yoody

    no RRRRRRRATAS.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • That is really upsetting

    Pandas have a certain attraction. Bloody tofu Tom

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Being Ben 10

    It would be fucking handy

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Fiiiiiish

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Once it’s up

    Death of the author mate.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Zombozo

    Probably a villano.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Tom the tofu man

    Interrupting flirtation to demand a tofu sandwich. Shit friend.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Denver chocolate fest

    150 miles. Chocolate is more important than family

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Uncooked doner

    Probably a tapeworm

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Don’t discount the Koreans

    This man looks a lot like Adam

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Ufff that is good.

    Share and share alike.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • Going to town with the muddling

    He’s muddling to no end. That’s not like any mojito I’ve seen.

    10@10201720172017__**DecDec
  • The search for Xeres

    Mysteriously flighty

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
  • He’s got a Cuban face and hates chimichanga

    Don’t miss deep throat. Safe as houses

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
  • Frangelic-wahri naan

    Let’s make haste.

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
  • Internet on the tube

    Breakthrough

    Cc: Sadiq Khan (again, get your finger out mate)

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
  • A brainly gentleman

    The london cover-up

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
  • We dillied and we dallied

    Now a 6 minute wait. Let’s follow on foot.

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
  • A gentleman with fantastic trousers

    And even better shoes

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
  • There is no regulating body

    I don’t believe those numbers.

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
  • Paddles and shit

    Strangely popular.

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
  • March of progress

    A decent into discussions of poetry have soured the mood.

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
  • PORTER

    Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery. It makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
  • Silently and very fast

    This blog has so many good things

    09@09201720172017__**DecDec
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