theggloopsterdiaries

This numbers do not make sense

The world tearing apart

The chafing season has begun.

Can be hindered by the best-intentioned friends.

Oddly all in العربية

Self-assertion

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay….

I certainly will mate. #BiH

Do you treat the symptoms or the cause?

I’m not sure what the purpose is, yet I’m getting into it. 👔

The ballots are being counted.

Has got NOTHING on Waterloo Bridge.

An affront on the immune system to be avoided at all (substantial) costs

This weather needs to be commented on

It ain’t a five a day.

Does not occur on a Monday.

Illeegli

Needs to be measured.

Cuff me.

A conversational fatberg

#ABH

And its stabilising effects

Not a good sign.

The king under the mountain is Frodo

With the result that one misses ones stop

One isn’t impressed with this southern destination. Bombers is recommended.

Not pronounced as one may expect

Misleading and untimely

An effort to go to

Broseph stalin

Entered it mate

Staring justice in the face

Doesn’t wash his hands

As much as fits behind the ears 👂🏻

Whelmed in both directions

The Economist has adopted House Style™️

Hip AF

Just right

She bloody loves it

A thing of the past. 😤

He should have swung by Finny P

The great debate

Brexit Plus. Tremendous with Seafood.

But one was volunteered

Like a mad.

Felt

The peer is a misnomer

It was weak

When shit is long haul

As far as the eye can see

Self hating fever sufferers

A lot of people know the answer

A real thorn 🥀

Worse things have happened

Awks when you’re a bellend

A little valued pursuit. Though I’m a ponse.

Anything goes

Very cheeky indeed. Sausages can’t handle.

Chs is it 🧀

More Moby than Hemmers

Clashwahri naan?

White boujers, would have loved the sailers

Standing out like a posh 👍🏼

That is the key #mifta7

Still worthwhile?

PM needs points

Guarders might not checkers

None was found

That’s just rude

He is patrolling

Short lived and underwhelming

I’m not moving, I’m well estabbers.

This is good

I hope our little game isn’t causing you to perspires

Leaving acute. Bloody exciting.

Immediately evident

Gnarlers.

These are not my people

Lifestyle decisions are being made

Oh come on cudders would be so much better

National Bloody Hero

If you’re able to apply, I’m not interested

Wwhhat a bore

We miss the squalor

Like Achilles, your name will not be forgotten.

Autocorrects to Iran’s 🇮🇷

He’s back. Prepare yoself

You make me sad. Sad.

We are objectively more witty

Poems will be penned in your name

Legally valid. But come on.

Shafted us

Famously match with chicken and MUSHROOM

Postwahri

There seems to be a deluge

No apparent difference

He’s so entitled

I’m gonna give it another spray when I get back

Not even cauliflower, that’s just inbred

It gets rubbish after episode 4

Give me points

She’s hot on her theory

Are my people

But we’re on a train

Who is (s)he?

What’s that hair stuck up with?

Parkeen jizz hair

Those zombies don’t stand a chance

See it. Say it. Sort it.

They must be reading the blog.

Bet he’s glad he bought those

A word some struggle with

And therefore unacceptable

Smaller than the Belgians

That’s a recipe for a hearters

You really shouldn’t give a 2hr talk

Crosses Waterloo Bridge

He’s been doing fine work in Outer Mongolia.

They’ve had a good airing

The most charismatic of all God’s creatures.

Does the one preclude the other?

Some serious synergy goes on behind the scenes

And yet the worst library one has ever visited.

DfID get your strategy right.

It gets good when one is physically limited

The final straw.

Apparently someone was hit by a 50m roquet. It led to death.

Bloody loves banking chat

I will not eat your KETsu curry

So many people died

So what do you do

The question of our times

Yes please

No ketchup and hot

Single decker sometimes

This cannot end well

Eminently exportable, and yet entirely lacking. Why is this?

Imminent.

“Fejel”

My ears are still ringing with this high praise

Immediate erection.

I read it with interest

Shakespeare mate

It’s definitely bordeaux

Successfully avoided by JFK

You can thank me later

Bloody loves the sauce

In my view, a genuine threat

An under-utilised asset

Best done before furniture?

It would be sicker without scaffolding

I did conservation for sharks

Not quite. There were downs, but there were ups.

Not much fun.

Certainly not conducive

Man talk.

And that was pretty advanced.

That’s not right

But only once.

Write that down

Not taught at Oxford, a second rate institution.

And I have a suitable candidate.

High potential for a disaster.

Rotation reduces the airflow noise. Just like curling 🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌

Taken too soon

This is very, very disappointing.

I think it will encourage you to pee outside

We working men just don’t have time for it.

That’s not to say I’d have it again.

The dry season is over.

🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫

Blam.

Shout out to the fans. Thanks for keeping us going, we’re doing it all for you. Xoxo

Just like a Rothko

Turner prize winning installation piece coming to the Tate modern soon. Death of the author 👐🏻

Too mature to react? Sad.

You’re gonna regret that mate.

More than just an allergy

Byron-y

The hero of John Turner

Worthy of his own cushion.

• Constant revolution.

Charlotte is also a member

When you know you know

Outdated, yet integral.

Brexit desensitises one.

Beautiful fusion.

1. New Years Revolution

2. New Years skill

3. New Years luxury

Can be fabricated. #backstory

What have you done to Kanye?!?!?

Not the home of Leeds castle?

< Leeds

A pawn is also there

The three noblest pursuits.

We’re in the atmosphere.

Ba duda, ba duda, ba duda, badu

Ba duda, badu, ba duda, badu

Ba duda, badu, ba duda

Cantaloupes are lyfe.

A name one can’t make up ones mind about.

Look at that truckle.

But everyone forgets the knights #silentlyandveryfast

The defining literary work of our times.

You’ve got to be the weather man to know.

What is going on there.

Started from the state of unwrapped presents now we here.

Fat white guys are the centre of fresh grime. SAD.

Usually better

Target audience?

Identity redacted.

I know his brother. Great guy!

The true pursuit of culture

You’ve got to feel for him

Alive and shitting. 💩

Alive. Gloop. Share the gloop for Xmas.

That casino is gbaf.

One leaves with the bitter aftertaste of disappointment.

Lacking from ones diet for a crucially long period. Stress is the result

Always keep it in bundles

You love to see it

Discuss

Keen

Not an SI unit for a reason

Bye mate

Keys forgotten. Apartment now inaccessible. Bugger. God it’s mild

London certainly more brainly…

Cambodia is more European.

A Scandinavian approach to seasoning. Highly European.

Geopolitically very much Eurasian.

Certainly below average but more than enough

Airports. What a rotter. Ben ten would not stand for this.

The only suitable vehicle for the potatoes’ odyssey through the furnace #nocholesterol

A rare creature native to central Iberia. Only seen in winter months.

Big night out

Film in bed.

Sign me up.

Quickly becoming apparent.

A scathing criticism. Tongue far removed from the cheek.

Significantly less prevalent. Ina good way.

I’m a positive man. And there’s a brainly gentleman just there…

Significantly kissed. Very disappointing.

Make sure you post them all after this

#fucktheUN

Corbo = big boy

Brainly and brainless are interacting

Distinctly not in the spirit

Death of the author m8 #ironicedit #muchpleasinprotestfromtheleft

Probably because they’re reading our blog

The hyperdrive must be broken.

He’s getting a 4 Star Warting

Evaporating into thin air

Black hole to my darkest fantasies

I might turn to the darkside

He’s not looking at all cold

This is how horror movies start

I appreciate it. Enormously.

A tidal wave of emotion.

It shines bright but briefly. We are each blessed to have seen its light.

Does he have a Truro telephone number?

So we’re being forced to change planes.

Garbagewahri Ryanair

For a major case of hangover blues

And your father’s mother’s father.

Especially with a raging hangover. Please board the plane more slowly

Where all the cool kids sit

Madrid airport is a good walk spoiled

What a rotter.

The ferocity will be with me until the day I drop

And it’s more than just a puss.

To the tune of €10.50

Levels of efficiency: saggy.

High.

To brighten a Monday morning

Gouda. Soy sauce. Always welcome

Find the connection. Seek the solution. Appease the anger.

Find the supplier.

You’re the king of dog shite

Sink the apple conglomerate.

Schmidt fucked the captains daughter

From a quah

Delivery possible?

Particularly pungent

And are Non gender specific.

A visually confusing beast.

As a result of the profile picture.

Pole vault and nutmeg. Neither were achieved.

I am pussed.

A much disliked naan variety.

As we’re socially acceptable.

Quite depressing. Cultural vacuums

Conductive to elevated conversations.

Ya junkies bastard

A very famous Irish boxer.

But others have arrived.

Let’s go

House style?

High quality historical fiction

Bloody loved a purge

Simply unacceptable.

El mujer. Primero estacion❤️

Carried unanimously. It commences.

Well heeled. Leather skin. Fur coats.

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Fine examples found everywhere. Very underrated

Just like St Paul’s Cathedral.

No chorizo. God it’s mild.

One of the EU’s fundamental liberties.

And met with a positivity that is not natural in an age like this.

Metro journeys can be long.

Completed it mate.

Is hitting hard.

Still in attendance.

But GCSEs are no concern. Double monkstraps.

House style?

Granada

Sierra Nevada

no RRRRRRRATAS.

Pandas have a certain attraction. Bloody tofu Tom

It would be fucking handy

Death of the author mate.

Probably a villano.

Interrupting flirtation to demand a tofu sandwich. Shit friend.

150 miles. Chocolate is more important than family

Probably a tapeworm

This man looks a lot like Adam

Share and share alike.

He’s muddling to no end. That’s not like any mojito I’ve seen.

Mysteriously flighty

Don’t miss deep throat. Safe as houses

Let’s make haste.

Breakthrough

Cc: Sadiq Khan (again, get your finger out mate)

The london cover-up

Now a 6 minute wait. Let’s follow on foot.

And even better shoes

I don’t believe those numbers.

Strangely popular.

A decent into discussions of poetry have soured the mood.

Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery. It makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

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