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An absolute atrocity

Would that we knew

He’d have understood

An absolute atrocity

Technology is making old men go home and die

Good

Despite what some might tell you

An absolute atrocity

An absolute atrocity

Tremendous with black pepper and truffles

And the thoughts are beginning to flow

It was a struggle

It’s all about vibes

The turkey of red meat

Will the author return from the dead?

Content hour at best

When all you conversations end up in one place, don’t ignore the universe telling you something

An atrocity.

Esperanto is racist

Corona of glans is in

And does skek the chihuahua have one

Must be discarded

Or worse, expelled

Twas simply nitrogen narcosis

Welcome back in town

Summer’s ultimate lover comes up solemnly

The Tiber

No greater desperation

The clobhooso fostered unique thinkers. It wasn’t even creole

Weirdly the main goal of tourism.

Done dirty by history

Is this the latest perversion of capitalism?

Twist the knife before Christmas

I’ve got stage fright

Compliment?

Modern business acumen

Tampons have got me covered

It must be 2000m+

Surely a worthy challenge

Outdoors ich liebe dic. Ich auch

Discuss

Sometimes

A

Drugs is the answer

Take that, Schmidt

Yeah. Right.

Driver is close

Let’s go say the sansers

Oh

Oh

Ready

G

It

Haters

Gonna hate

I want you back for goods

Donde sta!?

Taylor dictated the dance floor

And then they fell

No one disagrees

I support this . I need another drink

So dissolve the sugar duh

Find the Dealer, infiltrate the Supplier

Fuck the hottie

Marries

And you’ll have my attention 🫡

If a picture is a thousand word

Double billing, find some dates

Put it on paper and it’ll happen

We’d have a fantastic time

Good question

Proof of brainliness

You’ve just got to be receptive

Immediately

Have a perfect blog format

But give me tested shit in battersea and I’m golden

But could settle for drums & bass

A northerners bovril

You start editing, that’s just awful

I’m willing to sacrifice them

Imagine how good Kurdish would have been

That’s Noah’s ark

Not mutually exclusive with boomer

For a weekend

Lille?

If you want to have some fun, go to Barça

Definitely our fault

Incest

So unhorny these days

That doesn’t make you a prude

Likely to happen

Makes me very insecure

Doesn’t translate on paper

Not on the registry for a reason

Posh & disappointing

Such a shit driver

It’s a bell shaped curve

But we can’t remember

Skinless men

But everything is fine

Influencing our watering holes. Decline of a blog

Pulling it back

Over there.

Let’s go

I find that very fascinating

From my memory, you are similar

Straight on the CV

Hot or masc

Wray & nephew for the win

Someone’s getting the eyes

Elopement old fashioned 🐎🐎🐎

Neither red nor exotic

🐎Looking for the big O

Pomelos

One period of creativity, then it destroyed you for ever. I is another

Be vigilant

You’ve been proven wrong

Much fist pumping

Feels like work

It’s giving me morgue

Incompatible with an odd number?

The smell will stay with me to my dying day

The best choice in the absence of real choices

Not conducive to an invasive performance piece

A virtue to a point

Who decided that one specific herb is the only flavour that anyone could want? Missed opportunities

Just a sad crème brûlée

Best enjoyed separately

Too many vibes for tips. Aristo Angelino.

And I took that personally.

I’m under-appreciated talent. Google maps is for the weak.

Libraries. Productivity is not a function of geography

Was it the firecracker or the beans?

Changing the game of temperature maps. More innovation welcome

Decidedly tarmac. Misnomer

Have some self-respect

There is a time and a place. Neither is Old Street

Please be quiet. I’m trying to eavesdrop.

Bold

Lockdowns over mate

Woof

Second only to Mr. Bear

La carnage, mais pas le victoire

How is low battery not an affliction of the past? Buses are woefully under equipped for modern living

Great intentions, poor execution

Like asking for Kanye in Beirut?

Thankfully not required

An understandable result of misinterpreted assault. Sexual nationalism

Cannot wait

Best have a sit down outside

He’s got the ganja. Problem solved. Detectives not needed

Discuss…

Unexpected in these climes

With the scent of your cheeks

Are reunited

Did you miss me?

Living up to the hype. Blossoms are better than gold.

But not £45

Here’s hoping for a big showdown

The cider debate continues

a non-Darwinian account of evolution

Or worse, expelled

I made an ass out of u me d

Paulaner > Hacker-Pschorr > Augustiner > Löwenbräu > Hofbräu

= shit tennis player

= great tennis player

No house is complete without one

It’s how all the locals get around

Hacker Pschorr ~ Augustiner >> Hofbräu

(TBO)

Hacker Pschorr > Hofbräu

(To bo opdotod)

Phenomenal returns after the first decade of trading

Presumably Russia is to blame

Is Proscurro rawr

Post whoirjr in comments below

But I said UN

Possibly worse than EU membership

Has been in the wars

…We were cheating

Snaking is coming back into fashion 🐍🐍🐍

Has negative chat. It’s a hard nah from me.

A mystery to me.

Just ask Braiiiiiiiiiiiilović

A beautiful name for a girl

One among us doesn’t know English

A thinking mans shoe horn. Use the code Vita+Verde20 to get 20% off your next shoe horn/skillet

Let that be our little secret

A recipe for going commando

Is Very popular this summer.

Bricks of ciggies

Bricks of ciggies

Horse horse horse horse

Horses shitties

The subject of Wagner’s Walküre

wdNPgsb? 🐶

Its thunderous influence makes one hasten ever faster on to Slovenia

Definition of Vanilla.

Not at home on Bosnian roads

Success: Bricks of Ciggies soon to hit EU markets. Watch this space.

Completed it mate. Onto Walküre.

They will not be getting our motorway toll custom. #stopstopSoros

Is she a traitor?? Comment your thoughts below. We’d love to hear!

After the best intentions

You’ve just got to except it

Is considerably more mystical than youuuuuuuuuuuuu

Bricks of ciggies

bricks of ciggies

Undermining Western Democracy

Opportunities blown by poor wingmanship

Mozzers MVP

Nurit

Bet ganged

1) chop

2) pick up T&Cs

3) watch Doron

4) play Drips

5) head out by nine

6) get married

They’ve also undoubtedly watched 22 jump street

I wouldn’t wish it upon anyone

Saras is an unknown quantity

The moustache wearers mantra

Identities redacted

It’s a certain mysticism the emiratis just don’t understand

Along with the flow of the water. We’re so spiritual.

That’s not on me

Comment below.

Held at bay by land mines

It works on 2 levels

World class.

A blog subscriber. How does he find the time with such a mammoth task? (If you know then please leave the answer in the comments)

More pivo!

Required and yet not forthcoming

Swipe up for more info

Relative gains? Post comments below!

Is not upon us. Despite the warnings. 🚫⛈

At the Chinage

But she wasn’t chill. Bloody Tina.

Is considerably better at hosting than Merima

The best at achieving curtains’ no. 1 function

🧠 in🧕

Is considerably more wealthy than you

Bodies of water are tso flat

Best served with ketchup

Now graduate slundj

Breaking into Croatia

Greazeman and Fleeceman

Are we not at war with you? 🤔

Learning how to whistle and waltz #alliteration

You hate to see it

Make a right

Lost in time. No GPS to find home. send help.

The new shoreditch

Let’s see if that theory holds water.

You broke it you own it.

Chess rules play

Have already fleeced us mightily.

And yet money doesn’t seem to have changed hands

Putting down the average woman

Provided the looks are tayyib.

Present. If momentarily hidden from view.

The key to a good night out

It works on 2 levels:

There was a lot of greaze.

That’s not what the project is about

What goes up must come down.

An outrage.

I’m starting to pick up the language

The key to domestic policy

I’ve enjoyed my time in Slovenia

Has permeated into the eastern bloc

An instant connection

I don’t want to tell him

He would not make a good pilot.

A pint in central london

Maximum efficiency

Unsurprisingly it is horrible

To go without.

🔥

Is really nice

It was ripe for the taking

That’s so Jacob Rees nigh

Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt.

disguises the brownness within…

RIP 🦍

If it weren’t, who would come?

My soul yearns for it. Baddi rou7.

Not something you want to be doing

Sorely missed

👐🏻

An undervalued resource

It happens

Should be spelled Jephph

Works on 2 levels. Maybe more..

Goes some way to compensate for the gnarls weather

Evident at a sporting level

Those who don’t, die by car accident or heart disease.

Sometimes being cheap is a recipe for hyperbole.

Russian propaganda avoided.

A very brainly…. boy….

Must be medicated

Luton airport

Pilates must rank highly

Coconut oil

Is to blame

Has a great fashion sense

Nah mate. You arrogant boo jeez.

You arrogant boojees.

Your fault. You arrogant boujis.

1991 game changer. You arrogant boujis.

Addaish 4L? Ann jadd?!?

Decent lamb chops #tbt

1 year anniversary #bombs

That’s so artsy

Xe picked their career

Sour

And a cheeky inders

a brave new world (identity redacted)

Not all of us are a part of the zeitgeist.

Absolutely amazing.

Catching some early rays

Fan contributions welcomed. Decision overturned.

Password change but still logged in. Get Matt onto this

Bloody loves a paddling