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  Crossing the swords

  The blue nile and the white nile come together

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  Traditional barrios

  Tapas by the street.

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  That’s not good.

  To confirm what everyone already knew. He continues to consume it undeterred while discussing colon water.

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  Emphasis on being family friendly

  Chris Gayle is not that.

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  Eleven rotters

  All wearing their rotter’s kit

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  Five staff manning the till

  Service is not forthcoming

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  To clarify

  In a bad way.

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  Service in Spain

  Worthy of a blog post.

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  Treachery is rife

  Always defend your goal.

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  The faceless men

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  The reading room is ones haunt

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  The threat of viajes

  Much like Trident, a powerful deterrent

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  Louboutins

  Only adds weight to my aspersions

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  Coming out of oxford

  You just don’t expect that towels don’t fit.

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  Like4like

  Follow4follow

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  Nasal hair trimmers

  The ultimate status symbol

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  Booming

  The prospect of virality excites me to a great extent.

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  Hair of the rabbit?

  Leporine grazing has improved the constitution of one member of this ill-fated bunch

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  A picture is worth 1000 words

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  The inferior platform

  Twitter

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  Echo Chamber.

  The reflection of ones views

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  Vaporised puss

  Nevertheless no speckles were found

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  Rick and Morty

  Has it been seen? Better than wanking

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  All my Passport details

  Identities can be stolen. Pouring drinks on heads is conducive to dismissal.

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  House style please.

  I’ve mastered it now.

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  Hoy

  Carrot juice debrief Recovery swim, dress code? Football with locals

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  Poetry

  7, 8, 6 roughly equals 5, 7, 5

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  Salamanca

  Old money. Refugees welcome.

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  A good club night

  Things happened that are below us. However less of a supplies, kebab is happening.

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  Netenyahu

  Preemptive defensive strikes work. #fucktheUN

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  Kapital

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  #NNB

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  👓

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  El gin y el tonique

  La mejor bebida de la Inglaterra

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  The London Cover-Up

  An interesting theory…

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  Brexit will happen?

  Somos euros. No querremos el brexit.

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  Karl

  Das kapital esta aquí. La ciudad del marxismo.

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  MalPs HdPs

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  Somos despacitos

  A pesar de la fila

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  Further queueing

  Quick progress = dead inside #dread

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  European queueing

  I’m thinking #brexit #theresamay #analprobing

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  Breaking my heart

  It’s all a part of the intellectual life. A part of the romance.

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  Excited for the hangover

  Bring it on

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  Just fucked

  Wanna boogie. Down by the Prado.

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  La alimentación. Y ahora necesitamos un boogie

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  UCL? Las playas son bonitas !!

  But better than Madrid?

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  Mate… It’s fucking enormous

  Para mi corazón basta tu pecho, para tu libertad bastan mis alas. Desde mi boca llegará hasta el cielo lo que estaba dormido sobre tu alma. Es en ti la ilusión de cada día. Llegas como el rocío a las corolas. Socavas el horizonte con tu ausencia. Eternamente en fuga…

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  Believe the hype

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  Bintroll.

  We miss you. Te querremos. HdP

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  Yes please

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  Unsure about the Rioja

  No I disagree. What’s that? Alio olio. Love it. Exactly.

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  Shoutout to J O

  Te quiero.

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  Not all those who wander are lost

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  ¿ Hay mayonesa ?

  No. Pero hay alió olió

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  Spillage village circa 1550

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  Ella esta de Perú.

  Pero nosotros son de Inglaterra

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  The gloop

  People doubt. But we rise above.

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  Electric Boris

  Transport of the future Cc: Sadiq Khan

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  He’d rather be inside

  Let’s have a little civilisation.

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  14

  GCSEs are a concern for them. And that’s not right.

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  Prince of Viagra

  Veritable transport hub

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  Norwegian coats

  A little known Scandinavian enclave in the heart of España

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  Shit

  Keys forgotten. Apartment now inaccessible. Bugger. God it’s mild.

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  Irish Bare Knuckle Boxing

  Is an unacceptable form of diplomacy

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  Yalla

  يلا

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  Hunger

  Tapas is awaiting

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  Footwear

  Some flips and some flops have been rejected in favour of desert boots. Sauce will be avoided.

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  Suede

  Suede can stain. This is a concern

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  Bedding

  Sheets are added. Boats have been sunk and trainers will not be allowed. 🎩

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  Locked out.

  Don’t forget the keys, or you’ll be locked out.

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  Fridge

  The sangria is put carefully in the fridge. Agua del grifo

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  When shall we leave

  This is the subject of some debate

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  Arguments in the Apartment

  Arguments have arisen

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  Dangerous liaisons

  Don’t add to things

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  Saturn devours his Son

  An animalesque scene. Saturn devours his sons, but Jupiter survives. Jupiter challenges him for the high seat, the Throne تساهمي يومين Kapital. See you soon

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