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Upcoming acquisition of some Kreuzberg Kruisers
Lecker. As ever, apologies to all readers called Kruiser
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Weβve crossed the boarder
Iβm overwhelmed by the punctuality. P.s. if you happen to be named Punctuality, we apologise for our flippancy
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Weetabix isnβt okay
Surely the rain canβt be helping? Unrelated. Loving this use of the Barbican as a set
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Weetabix isnβt okay
Surely the rain canβt be helping? Unrelated. Loving this use of the Barbican as a set
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Dβqar
Not a third conurbation sharing the phonetic similarity. How is this explained?
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Unparalleled consistency by DB
Itβs on me for not applying a 1.5 multiplier when booking (Apologies to all readers called DeutschBahn)
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Still making jokes about her wedding dance
And heβs not going to support the PORD Sorry to all our friends & followers called PORD
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He actually isnβt a spider fan
Devastating plot twist β¦ apologies to all our readers called βplot twistβ
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The weird red robot is still out there causing trouble
Sorry to all our readers called βWeird Red Robotβ
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Not into bickering
BRING BACK THE TIE FIGHTER Apologies to all our readers called bickering
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Theyβre running away with a TIE fighter and they choose Manchester
Feels like an odd choice
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We get it already. War involves difficult choices
Preserving spiders is not one of those
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The Ggloop is flip flopping on this point
I find his love of spiders understandable. Where is his GF though!?
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Cassian is the only good name here.
Sorry to all our readers called: Bix Goorman Chandrila Mothma Actually Luther is a good name too.
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What happened to the TIE fighter
Iβm not interested in land based travel (apologies to all our readers called βland basedβ)
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Do we think this guy knows what his GF is up to with the spiders?
Maybe his mum was right
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Sheβs giving weetabix
No wonder thereβs trauma there. Sorry to all our followers called Weetabix
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Also
Goorst is a shit name (sorry for all our readers called Goorst: https://www.gov.uk/change-name-deed-poll)
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Collective noun for hybrid rockstars?
A smugness? An irrelevance? Suggestions in the comments
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Shoutout to our fans!
Your love keeps us going! Special thanks to Nuper and Khamstakaak!
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Or worse expelled, in Latin
We never found out. Any Latin-head, let us know in the comments
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Anti Hungarian hate crime in central Berlin
Wearing my jacket in the traditional style is no longer acceptable. My grandmother (on my fatherβs side) is turning in her grave. Christ the words per post is suffering!
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The highlight has been slightly sharper stones
Profound insights into paleolithic trade routes
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The highlight is slightly sharp stones
The implications to paleolithic trade routes are profound
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Iβve never felt better
This is such an argument for biphasic sleep. This must be how cavemen felt all the time
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Vituminous elixir
Including supplements yet to be discovered. Iβve never felt more healthy
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Discrepancy in rising patterns among the flat
One is consuming significantly more worms than the others
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Oggi vs. RΓΌyam
Showdown on prime time. 19:30 CEST (13:30 EST). The question everyone wants answered
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Shocking toilets for a French establishment
Graffiti should be left to English hipsters
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If it dies, it dies
It will go with honour. Poor battery health is a sign of its service
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Whats the cutoff for a microbrewery
Share your thoughts in the comments below! Most upvoted comment gets a voucher.
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Irish or the meat
We are confronted by a tantalising choice upon arrival. That or bed. We shall see how our nerves are holding
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The scooters came down like the wolf on the fold,
And then took an uber because their hands were cold
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Responsible scootering
Serenaded by the nightingale. Our hair swept. We descend on our third
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Two men doing the work of three
There are bound to be issues. But the answer is en route
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Wardrobe musings (non original, but newly relevant)
The bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe
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Rodents pay little attention to bathroom etiquette
But they also donβt wash their hands
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The amount of times dill has come up this week
Iβm starting to think you might be a fan
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Willers imminent
Much like winter, Wilson is coming. Heβs in the air. About to land on Teutonic soil. What treasures will he find on his arrival? We are on tenterhooks
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More red or green room
Black room is potentially a bit much, but weβre ready for the chance to take us
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Immediately eating our words
Isabel has disproven the Deezer hypothesis. Simply beautiful
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Weβre tightening up digital security
Weβre not ones to dox ourselves. No more references to the red rocking chair
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A plot twist
Even the protagonists are flawed (but are their actions justified to overthrow an oppressor?)
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Bitter about bitters
Aperol: tacky, capitalist, bland. Campari: nuanced, intellectual, elevated.
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Playing with the space time continuum
Iβm all for playing with space, but we need time for readability
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Cheeky plasto
This one trick to losing a lb in half an hour that doctors donβt want you to know
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Feeling uninspired?
Attack that feeling with 250g of microwave rice and some ggloopy fiish
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Westward at a rate of knots
Destination is in the orient, but one hates to stand still
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